- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

matt is fat

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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