What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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