Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Nick Cannon

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Anything involving women..

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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