Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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THE GAME

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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