- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Hi, my name is Jake.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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