You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Your existance.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

knock knock Dave's not here.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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