- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

This is sparta No this is patrick

Michael Brown

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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