roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Ron Paul for President!

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