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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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