What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Your mom.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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