This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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