In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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