Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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