Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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