Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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