Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Try it Yourself »

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Anti Joke

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