A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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