Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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