Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Do u take sugar?

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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