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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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