What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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