Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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okay so theres this guy.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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