Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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