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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

why was the boy sad? because.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

j.p. is dumb

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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