- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Lets go Yankees

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Dwight Howard

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

YEAH THEY DO!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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