- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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