Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Your mom.

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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A hill billy went fishing

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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