What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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School

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Basically

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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