- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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