- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

hers a joke... japanese people

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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