So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Turkeys are obese

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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