- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

I'm HIV positive.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Christianity.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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