- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Lets go Yankees

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

YEAH THEY DO!

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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