A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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smell the vitamin C

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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A hill billy went fishing

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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