The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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