So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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