A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

someone called someone else a frog

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

I'm Batman.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

why was the boy sad? because.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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