Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Maths.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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