What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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