- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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