Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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