Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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your mum

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ure mama's so fat

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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