im telling maguire

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

SEX

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Alright then, call me sometime then.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

thumb_up thumb_down -18

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

want more?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops