How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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