Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

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