What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

ure mama's so fat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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