- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Title IX

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Gus's mom

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