Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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