- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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