Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Anti Joke

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