- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

im @ work, LOL.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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