- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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