- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Barack Obama.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Sarah Palin

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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