A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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