I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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