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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's a good joke? Not this one.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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