Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

hi mom

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

this website even though its hilarious.

Black people are the scum of the earth

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

im @ work, LOL.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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