- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What's the difference between a lamp?

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

So I was walking down the road today

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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