there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

That's illegal What? Your mom

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

my wife out of the kitchen

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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