What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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kk

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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the bible

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Dont read this joke

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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roy g biv

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

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