Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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