- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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