What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Anti Joke

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