That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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