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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Women outside of the kitchen.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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