- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Knock knock Go fuck yourself

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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