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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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