If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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that wall over there ->

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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