"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Your gay

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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