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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

so...um, yeah

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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