- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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