White men's rights

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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