Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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