- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Mitt Romney

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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