- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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