- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

whats up and also down? your mum

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

I need to start studying.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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