i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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Cliterus

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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penis. nuff said.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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