- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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