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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

if a sentence contains the words "Chuck Norris" it still has to end up with a period otherwise it is bad grammar and is looked down upon by American society.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.