penis. nuff said.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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