Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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John Cena for president

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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The WNBA.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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