Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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