- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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