How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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anti jokes are really funny

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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