What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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