- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

anti jokes are really funny

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

A drunk guy walks into a car

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Yo Momma So Fat!

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