- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

a skinny sumo wrestler

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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