- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

A baby seal walks into a club.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Death by kayak

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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