This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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