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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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