Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

why did katy fall off her bike?

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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