How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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This is funny.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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