- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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