A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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