How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What's one plus one? two.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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I love you

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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i like men but im not gay

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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no rasist joks

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Anti Joke

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