- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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