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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.