- Anti Joke

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.