- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Badabing.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

The GOV and the WHO?

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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