Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Penis

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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