- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

i committed murder

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Robin, get in the car!

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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