- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

I'm rick james bitch

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What comes after 69? 70

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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