Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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