- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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