- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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