mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Who invented apple? God

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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