What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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i have two hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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