Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

what do you call obama a dumbass

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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