Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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