- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

A man penetrates another man.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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