The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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