- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

non poop

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Please ignore this statement.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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