- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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