Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's your guys names?

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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