- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

im telling maguire

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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