- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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