Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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