How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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