- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

My spelling is horrible

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

binladin walks into the american seals

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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