A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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I'm Polish.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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