- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Barack Obama plays basketball

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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