What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Ben Affleck

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

The Morman Religion.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...