- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

I'm Polish.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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