What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

binladin walks into the american seals

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