Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Your girlfriend.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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