What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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I walk into a bar...

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Women's Rights

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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