- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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