- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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