Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Gus's mom

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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