Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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