- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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