- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

You idiot.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

A bar walks into a man

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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