- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

My cat just died.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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