Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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