- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

your mom gave me head.....phones

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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