yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Badabing.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Mooses

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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