- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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