How old are you? 7

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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