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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

osama bin laden is dead

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Boner

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Knock knock It's open, come in

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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