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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Black people.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

What do you do at a club? You club.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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