- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Chlamydia

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

butt sex

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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