Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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