What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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Read a Book.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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