- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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