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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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