- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Take part of what?

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What comes after 69? 70

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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