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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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