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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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