- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

I don't believe in giraffes.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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