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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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