- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

CFL

Take part of what?

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

being sober in a bar fight

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