- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

So FDR walks into a bar.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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