- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

I don't believe in giraffes.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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