- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

How High is a Chinese man

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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