- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Manchester City

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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