Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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