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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

An Aisian failed a test

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